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Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Tuesday I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). In February I broke [livejournal.com profile] issyadore's X-Box (-12 points). In June I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last month I helped [livejournal.com profile] indybaggins across the street (6 points). In May I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-1023 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!

Sincerely,
simplysly

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Bolding was mine.

Date: 2009-12-16 08:19 am (UTC)
sarcasticsra: A picture of a rat snuggling a teeny teddy bear. (Default)
From: [personal profile] sarcasticsra
LOL, just saw the spanking part. Wow, that sure got kinky all of a sudden...

Date: 2009-12-16 11:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] simplysly.livejournal.com
I wonder how many Naughty points it's worth for tempting Santa...

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