*headdesk*

[simplysly]

I'm writing porn.  And misusing foodstuffs.

Note to self: a rutabag should not be used as a dildo.

Note to brain: stop it.  Just stop.

Comments

[briyamineko84.livejournal.com]

Oh, good. It was saddening that someone out there on the interwebs didn't know how scarring porn could be.

[simplysly.livejournal.com]

It was after informing her of this that I realized she was like, 17. Then I had no idea what to do.

[briyamineko84.livejournal.com]

Ooops. If it makes you feel any better, I realized one of my friends who was reading the porn was 17. Of course, she's from Amsterdam, so she's legal technically...

[simplysly.livejournal.com]

Put the special brownie down, honey. You don't need to be any weirder than you already are.

[briyamineko84.livejournal.com]

I didn't know it was a special brownie when I ate it! And I don't even know if it really is one, so there!