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[simplysly]

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last Tuesday I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). In February I broke issyadore's X-Box (-12 points). In June I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last month I helped indybaggins across the street (6 points). In May I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-1023 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking! Sincerely, simplysly

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Comments

[sarcasticsra]

LOL, just saw the spanking part. Wow, that sure got kinky all of a sudden...

[simplysly.livejournal.com]

I wonder how many Naughty points it's worth for tempting Santa...