*headdesk*

[simplysly]

I'm writing porn.  And misusing foodstuffs.

Note to self: a rutabag should not be used as a dildo.

Note to brain: stop it.  Just stop.

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[desiredeffect.livejournal.com]

So I'm a little dumb. :P I'm 16! And a natural blonde! Cut me some slack xD

[simplysly.livejournal.com]

Actually, hon, it wasn't just you. That's why it was sad.